I just want loves, hugs, & drugs.
"i’m sad and i want to have a lot of sex”
— me (via longlivethestars)

thatsthat24:

Mom, dad… *Sigh*… I don’t know how to say this, but… My butt is tumblr famous.

pretzelsnake:

m0n64 submitted:

For when you find that specal someone
https://31.media.tumblr.com/023adf053339d67322ef5012f7479a5a/tumblr_n8wvm3XXiB1swze9do1_500.jpg

an eggagment ring

DELETE YOUR BLOG 

burdenedwithgloriousassbutt:

takanobaka:

Why say “ding dong you are wrong” when you could say “eggs and bacon you’re mistaken”

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